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Post by Gaston on Jul 18, 2008 22:20:51 GMT
'Manhattan Duck' DUCKULA: (refering to the floor-walker) 'In-store Transylvania Week'? What's he on about? IGOR:....He was American Milord....
'Arctic Circles' Col. WILLOUGHBY: Yoooou GHASTLY little bounder! Where's me fish!
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Post by Stacey W. on Jul 19, 2008 22:23:15 GMT
Duckula: How many people do you know with pistachio flavoured thumbs, Igor? [from Unreal Estate]
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Post by Gaston on Jul 19, 2008 22:57:24 GMT
COMPUTER: But we had fun didn't we? DUCKULA: Fun? FUN! I've had more fun counting my feet! ('Astro Duck')
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Post by Nightwish on Jul 23, 2008 19:29:31 GMT
Igor: Don't forget sir, with Nanny the ears are willing but the brain is weak. Nanny: Ooh, silly old Nanny!
(The Mutinous Penguins)
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Post by Gaston on Jul 23, 2008 20:04:25 GMT
MARCEL MacALVENNIE: (in thinck Scottish accent) Sacre Blu!! (A Mountie Always Gets His Duck)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2008 20:51:14 GMT
'Dr. VG's Invisible Ray'
Duckula: “Well done Goosewing, you got Igor as well!” Igor: “Oh Sir! How could you?!” Duckula: “Going to the point, how could he???”
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Post by Gaston on Jul 23, 2008 22:07:57 GMT
'Dr. VG's Invisible Ray' Duckula: “Well done Goosewing, you got Igor as well!” Igor: “Oh Sir! How could you?!” Duckula: “Going to the point, how could he???” From the same episode - DUCKULA: Your machine has got me and Igor all mixed-up! It's a disaster! IGOR: It most certainly is. Dr Goosewing, he's got my 37 drachmas.
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Post by crazyholly666 on Jul 28, 2008 9:00:46 GMT
nanny:i'll get it!!. igor:yes nanny you do that i don't care anymore
(Amnesicac duck.)
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Post by Shychick on Jul 30, 2008 3:18:09 GMT
Duckula: Now, look! I don't want to pull rank... but if you're not over by that rollar-coaster in two seconds, I'll stand here and... I'll sing. *They rush off* Duckula: I've got a couple of philistines for employees!
(Transylvanial Homesick Blues)
Phantom: Cruuuuelll... what are you? Cruel: A stupid, useless, bungling, fat-headed, idiotic dolt, Master? Phantom: YES, CRUEL, YOU... STUPID, USELESS, BUNGLING, FAT-HEADED, IDIOTIC... er, promt, promt! Cruel: Dolt, Master? Phantom: DOLT!
(Fright at the Opera)
*The entire exchange/scene between Jives and Col. Willoughby, but I'm too lazy to type it all out. Also, Jive's reaction to him not being paid*
Igor: Make that two bottles, Heinrich, and be quick!
Goosewing: Don't think you can fool me, Duckula! Brilliant ventreloquist you may be, but I know that all of you penguins are penguins... including the one who's a duck! Jives: Look here, you crazy old bat- Goosewing: And don't think you can confuse me even further by telling me what I ain't!
(In Artic Circles)
Gaston: After them! Peirre: After them! Gaston: *I* give the orders, imbecel! Peirre: Yes, he gives the orders, imbecel!
Hunchbudgie: And don't call me 'Hunchy-boos' again!!
(The Hunchbudgie of Notre Dame)
Goosewing: HELP! HELP! VOMEN AND ME FIRST!!
Duckula: ... And I got frighted!
(Dr. Goosewing and Mr. Duck)
Ringmaster: They no like-a me! Duckula: Why they no-a like-a you? I mean, why don't they like you? Do you chew bubble-gum with your mouth open? Ringmaster: No! Duckula: Oh. Do you take your socks off and pick your toes? Ringmaster: No! Duckula: Do you pay them enough? Ringmaster: Pay them? Duckula: Do you pay them at all? Ringmaster: No! Duckula: Aha, I think we're getting warm.
(Sawdust Ring)
Don Diego: Just because I tall and handome and brave- and just because I happen to chop one or two of the villiagers into tiny little bits now-and-again- they don't like me! Duckula: Y-you chop them up? Just how many do you, you know, ch-chop up? DD: Well... all of them. Duckula: Oh, just all of them, eh?
Goosewing: HA! You're a wampire! DD: Of course I am. We all are. Want me to bite someone for you?
(Vampire Vacation)
Goosewing: Nein, wrong! It is SHE who has the explaining to do! That is not my great-uunt Gretchen! Igor: Oh, Eric! How can you say such a thing to your poor, old aunty? You see, Mr. Soams, I'm afraid young Eric here is a compulsive liar. It's time you grew out of that nasty old habbit, you know, Eric. Duckula: Yes. Now, say you're sorry to Great-Aunt Gretchen! Goosewing: You keep out of this, you feind! That is not my great-aunt Gretchen! She cannot be my great-aunt Gretchen! And you vant to know vy, ja? Because, I never HAD a great-aunt Gretchen! Soams: You don't have a great-aunt Gretchen? Goosewing: Nein, nein, nein, and again, NEIN! You see, I made the plan up! It was a clever and cunning plan to- to- uh-oh...
(The Great Duck-tective)
Of course, the classic "Come on, men!" where Nanny goes "And me!" Duckula: And you...
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Post by crazyholly666 on Aug 7, 2008 20:12:01 GMT
duckula: was that fun igor?? igor: i'm sorry to say that it was milord.
(misteries of the wax musem)
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Post by Shychick on Aug 8, 2008 3:36:17 GMT
Computer: Why don't you try hacking? Duckula: Ok... *coughs* No, on the whole, I think I prefer Destroy the Dribulons.
(Astro Duck)
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Post by Gaston on Aug 8, 2008 17:54:20 GMT
Mr. S: Hey! What about dat? IGOR: THAT - you ghastly little arriviste - has been in Count Duckulas family for generations. It belonged to his father and his father's father and his Mr. S: Oh like you huh? A genuine antique! Hur hur hur! IGOR: May I nail his ears to his kneecaps, milord? DUCKULA: Hmmm, why not? (Manhattan Duck)
What I like most about his is that Duckula actually agrees with Igor's brutality for once! ----- Peasant get thrown throuh pub window and into horse-trough.
DUCKULA: Ah, a vacancy... (The Count & The Pauper)
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BC
Bumbling French Crook
If liking vampire ducks is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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Post by BC on Aug 19, 2008 19:12:43 GMT
Pierre: 'A man, he feels my person with his hands.' - Hi-Duck (makes me crack up every time)
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Post by Raine on Aug 21, 2008 2:16:43 GMT
Duckula: The Princess Igor. I'm a hero! I'm a hero! She thinks I'm wonderful... Igor: How very peculiar.. there must be some mistake..
Igor: Oh sir the castle won't work without the clock! Duckula: And I sold it! Igor: To mister Shushboomer! Nanny: I know! I wouldn't mind bettin' how that blessed clock has something to do with it! Duckula: Nanny! Your just ........... wonderful!
Department Store Owner: The door dear! It's practically unhinged! Duckula: Hmmm.. that's not the only one.
Duckula: Why don't you just leave the old bat to Mr. Sushboomer? Shushboomer: Jerk! I'm Mr. Sushboomer Duckula: I hear your wife's a lovely woman... Shusboomer: She's an old bat!
Igor: A statue of the god, Anubis! Nanny: Master Duckular, close your eyes! I won't have you lookin at people with no clothes on!
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BC
Bumbling French Crook
If liking vampire ducks is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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Post by BC on Aug 23, 2008 20:40:43 GMT
Igor: Now what is amiss?
Nanny: It's a Mrs before she gets married!
- There Are Werewolves at the Bottom of Our Garden.
Hehehehehehe, I love Nanny!
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